It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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