She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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