i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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