Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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