Christians are straight up FREAKS
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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