its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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