So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
