remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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