you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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