I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Randomize
