White coat. Heels.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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