he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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