Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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