Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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