Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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