So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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