So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
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six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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