Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
