I want you more than these girls want KFC
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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