Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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