so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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