shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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