Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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