I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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