Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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