i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Randomize
