My first STD was from a foam party
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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