I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
