I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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