That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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