If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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