You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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