After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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