I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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