Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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