I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
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