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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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