Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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