Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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