So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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