I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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