He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i just google imaged poop.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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