I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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