Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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