Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
People in love make me want to vomit
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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