Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(360): View more from Washington

Let's get naked and see who's stronger.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.

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(618): View more from Illinois

The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass

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(925): View more from California

2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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(513): View more from Ohio

she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."

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(860): View more from Connecticut

you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.

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(480): View more from Arizona

There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society

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(863): View more from Florida

The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.

(352): View more from Florida

Worth it.

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