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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He has that thing where they hang SUPER low

  (650): View more from California

  Ewww!! Elephantitis

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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• (518): View more from New York

  my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks

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• (561): View more from Florida

  We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it

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• (360): View more from Washington

  The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.

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• (718): View more from New York

  DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES

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• (559): View more from California

  He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden

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• (716): View more from New York

  He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.

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• (818): View more from California

  I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.

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