Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
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