sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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