PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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