Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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