why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
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