"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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