Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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