WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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