I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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