i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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