How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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