have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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