Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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